A conversation between me and Jonna Isaac:
Jonna Isaac: http://d.pr/i/cFVk
Me: All I see is maternity stuff now
Me: But Its new territory for me filled with old russian landmines
Me: For example: I suggest a skinny pant, she says “IM TOO FAT FOR THESE” wide leg pant: “EXCUSE ME? WIDE LEG???” Its all too much for me. Above the belly under the belly, WHAT DO I CHOOSE. Nuh uh… I’m staying away from buying maternity clothing for my wife…
Me: Precisely the reason I’m staying away from buying maternity clothing, my brain is too jacked for those kinds of purchases.
Jonna: By the way, pregnant ladies everywhere will hate you for making that comparison.
Me: So I shouldn’t post this to my blog?